I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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