He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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