I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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