Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So squirting runs in the family.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
