The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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