Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He had one of those small greek statue penises
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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