Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
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He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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