I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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