kristin has been a bad kristin
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
