How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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