when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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