the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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