I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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