We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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