real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
This is classic penis vs brain.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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