Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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