Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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