I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
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I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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