hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
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At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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