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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv

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• (646): View more from New York

  They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..

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• (917): View more from New York City

  it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome

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  second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?

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• (530): View more from California

  Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.

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  That d should have definitely been an s.

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• (949): View more from California

  Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!

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