Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz http://tfl.nu/fhxu
  Replies (9) Good night (3732) Bad night (1415)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I guess it was more of a nightmare.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to. (817): I guess it was more of a nightmare. http://tfl.nu/fsml
  Replies (60) Good night (1096) Bad night (4099)
• Favorite

  (713): View more from Texas

  well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (713): well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer... http://tfl.nu/85fe
  Replies (22) Good night (3674) Bad night (804)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car. http://tfl.nu/v5pu
  Replies (31) Good night (1339) Bad night (7756)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him http://tfl.nu/uw49
  Replies (7) Good night (4608) Bad night (1031)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about. http://tfl.nu/tvk3
  Replies (4) Good night (4052) Bad night (931)
• Favorite

  (514): View more from Quebec

  Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (514): Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat. http://tfl.nu/flst
  Replies (2) Good night (1070) Bad night (2321)
• Favorite

  (928): View more from Arizona

  im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (928): im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was http://tfl.nu/g5u7
  Replies (4) Good night (2354) Bad night (934)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands. http://tfl.nu/u4sr
  Replies (1) Good night (845) Bad night (474)
• Favorite

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (715): We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong http://tfl.nu/qp7g
  Replies (15) Good night (977) Bad night (627)
• Favorite

  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (774): stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick http://tfl.nu/dnwu
  Replies (10) Good night (1837) Bad night (632)
• Favorite

  (206): View more from Washington

  If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (206): If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on? http://tfl.nu/dsww
  Replies (1) Good night (336) Bad night (533)
• Favorite

  (602): View more from Arizona

  I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (602): I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights http://tfl.nu/puqx
  Replies (9) Good night (1298) Bad night (383)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles. http://tfl.nu/pkda
  Replies (1) Good night (781) Bad night (607)
• Favorite

  (312): View more from Illinois

  I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.

  (312): View more from Illinois

  Literally.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (312): I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth. (312): Literally. http://tfl.nu/rigg
  Replies (4) Good night (755) Bad night (311)

Randomize