The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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