And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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