i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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