We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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