I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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