Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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