So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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