I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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