I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Randomize