"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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