I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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