Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
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We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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