do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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