So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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