Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
All the doctor said was why
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