Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
So vagazzling was a success
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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