What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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