Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
He shit in the fireplace
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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