theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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