He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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