just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
i've created a new STD.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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