So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
