I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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