NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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