I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I understand Curling. That high.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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