weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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