he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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