Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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