"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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