My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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