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(870): View more from Arkansas

The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!

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(425): View more from Washington

It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.

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(404): View more from Georgia

standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave

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(850): View more from Florida

I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"

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(703): View more from Virginia

I've been living off of popsicles and broth.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us

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(912): View more from Georgia

Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.

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