How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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