apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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