I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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