Are we in a gay sports bar?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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