i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i think i just lost a toe
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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