It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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