I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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