He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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