This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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