I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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